How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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