bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
my poor anus
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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