guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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