my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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