final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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