She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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