Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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