Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You were trust falling into bushes
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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