JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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