There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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