Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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