I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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