i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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