so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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