And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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