This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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