sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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