Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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