i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Can I color on your dick again?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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