I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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