Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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