I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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