Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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