Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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