i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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