After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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