Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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