maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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