guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
pray to the hookup gods
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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