great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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