is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think people are normalizing furries
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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