Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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