i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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