I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.