I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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