4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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