You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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