yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I will be naked everywhere
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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