we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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