Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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