girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
