Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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