My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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