why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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