.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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