Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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