He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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