is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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