Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
is it fun? or sober?
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