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He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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