i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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