Sry I called you an 8
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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